” God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away. A picture perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, “Begging Your pardon Sir, but I thought you were going to punish him.” God smiled. “Think about it -- who can he tell?”She’s Apple’s MateWhat do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple!Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple MacHow do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.What kind of apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.What did the apple say to the apple pie? “You’ve got some crust.”If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.What did one maggot say to the other. .every free moment of my mind filled by Alexis ...God I missed her ...I realized I was totally lost in her.Monday morning ...I couldn't get to the office fast enough ...just to see her ...she was in busy as usual ...I surprised her with a cream cappuccino ...her favorite."Oh ...you are a darling ...you know that don't you .." she said."I got your note ...had a lot to do" she said, my note I left in her purse, asking her to call me over the weekend.We talked for a while about our weekends."Oh by the way ...Frank is in town .." she smiled as she said it.I just rolled my eyes at her and left to start my day. I felt my blood warming through my veins ...but also felt extremely nervous all of a sudden.Around 9:30AM Alexis phoned my desk. "Do you want to sit in on the discussions ...with Frank and his delegation about the possible business opportunities ...with Dave, Rob and myself?" she asked."Not if I have to ..." I replied."No ...I just thought ...never mind ...see ya later." she said.I.
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